Top 10 embarrassments that can happen to a person

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10. Falling asleep with mouth wide open during a team meeting.....Believe me this does happen!

9. Starting your 'Right after lunch' status meeting speech with a loud and uncontrollable 'Burrrrrp'.

8. Come late to a Saturday night booze pary with friends, drink everything that’s on the table and start feigning 'Inebriation' and only later realize that what you have drunk till now is nothing but just pristine Pepsi.

7. After an hour long presentation to the whole team on future plans, the audience makes you realize that the first in the list should be "Check your Fly before you stand up in front of crowd".

6. Getting caught in a meeting day dreaming and busy exibiting your unique idiosyncrasy -
nose digging or head scratching or forming patterns with the nails you've freshly bitten off your fingers.

5. Your Manager (who's a lady) stops by yor seat when you're busy reading' Kamasutra_Complete_reference.pdf'

4. Standing in a crowd with a stretched hand making a futile attempt to offer it to a visitor
while the intended recipient is complete oblivious to this.

3. Ogling big time at a girl and awarding her the much acclaimed 'soop figure' title only to realize that she's your friend’s(who's there right in the same gang) older sister.

2. Getting a curt "Sorry...there's just a few and nobody has taken yet" response from this guy in your floor (whom u've never met before)when you are approaching him for the second time as a response to his "chocolates from US at my desk" e-mail

1. You get caught sharing an "Unlimited Meals" in an Andhra restaurant.

*Too Lazy to start the blog with the usual formalities - after what seems like eternity...yada yada yada...

**All events described here have no connection to any person living or dead.......which includes me.

***The below events are listed randomly and in no particular order.

****The above points have been written in this manner with asterisk just for sake of build up and no other valid reason.